the King of Sinful Sots
or: Pass the Arsenic Sauce
Posting extra early because, well, I’ll be too busy tomorrow; gorging on toys and playing with my food. Much trouble to be found, secret plots to carry out, that sort of thing.
A big Merry, Merry - Bah, Humbug - and Cindy Lou Who to you and yours.
Where’s the roast beast?