Anything You Want
or: You Been Screwed
This was for a benefit book that never happened.
Once upon a time a comics writer mentions in their blog about loving conventions having been to only one YuckyCon in their career. The promoter of YuckyCon takes exception screaming, "Slander." The floodgates open and it soon seemed half of comics had been fleeced by the guy.
Having no YuckyCon-Man anecdote of my own to reveal I went with the story of The Slimey Weasel Whose Name Time Forgot!
Happy Trails,
Smitty